Let the tales begin....

I would like to commence retelling the tales of the Two Tenacious Teddy Bears. Learn where the terms, "my pickles are frozen," and "Peanut butter, Peanut butter," originated! I am sure you will enjoy them! I will post a few stories today, and few more tomorrow and the day after that! So, here we go:

Friedrick
Once there was a little bear. His name was Friedrick. He loved Jeanette very much. Unfortunately, Friedrick was only a little bear while Jeanette was a human; they could not get married-- unless they went and ran away to Las Vegas. So Friedrick ran away to Las Vegas, but he forgot Jeanette! Boo hoo!


Fluff
Once there was a bear named Fluff. She liked her brother Friedrick very much. When he ran off to Las Vegas she thought it was all Jeanette's fault, so Fluff bit her. Jeanette said, "Ouch! Bad girl! Now you must spend all day cleaning the toilet!" Fluff was sad. She decided to join Friedrick so she jumped into the CLEAN toilet and flushed herself to Las Vegas!

Friedrick and Fluff
You have read a story about Friedrick. You have read a story about Fluff. Here is one about both of them. Fluff kept flushing but she just couldn't find the right toilet to take her to her brother's hotel room in Las Vegas. Meanwhile... Friedrick had a job in Las Vegas dancing on stage with Wayne Newton! He danced and he danced and danced but he justwasn't happy. He wished Fluff were with him. Dejectedly, he went back to his hotel room. Meanwhile... Fluff was tired of flushing. She decided to flush one more time, and Voila ! She popped up to see Friedrick brushing his teeth at the sink! They were both so happy to see each other that they started to cry! Friedrick said, "Peanut Butter, Peanut butter!" And Fluff said, "My pickles are frozen!" The perfect end to a perfect day!