Friedrick and Fluff: The Second Installment

Here is day two of the wonderful Chronicles of Friedrick and Fluff. Click the link below to read the full story. I am trying to experiment with not making the posts so bleeding long.

Wayne Newton
Fluff and Friedrick were elated to be together. Together they danced with Wayne Newton in his Vegas show. One night Wayne talked and talked, and talked. He talked so incessantly that the bears couldn't dance. They got tired of waiting for their chance to perform, so they pushed Wayne down and tap-danced on his forehead to "Tiptoe through the Tulips." They received a standing ovation.

The Lawsuit
Well, Fluff never should have pushed Wayne, because the next day, he served her (and Friedrick) with a lawsuit! They did not have enough money to pay the lawsuit, much less a lawyer. They had to go to court anyway, so they sat in their chairs very still. The judge entered, took one look at the motionless Friedrick and Fluff, and said, "You can't sue Teddy bears! They can't even move! Bailiff, dump Wayne here in a Funny Farm! Lawsuit Dismissed!" Fluff and Friedrick decided that they'd had enough of Las Vegas, so they went home to Jeanette, who made them clean the toilet.

Purple Trees
Friedrick was bored. He had been home from Las Vegas for a week, and that entire week his true love, Jeanette, had made him clean toilets. Friedrick decided it was time for another adventure, but Fluff was tired of flushing herself places. So together they brainstormed. The bathtub drain had lots of little holes, all too small to travel through. The sink had the disposal in the way. The last resort was the washing machine, so they jumped in and turned the cycle to normal. Soon, a whooshing, sucking feeling came to them. When they next saw light they popped out of Wayne Newton's washing machine! He screamed and began pulling his hair out and yelling, "They're back!! The demons are BACK!!" Then he fainted and they ran away giggling. Next they read in the newspaper that Wayne had been dropped back in the loony bin. All Friedrick said was, "Trees are purple when dinosaurs sit on them." Fluff agreed.

Stay tuned for out next episode of: Friedrick and Fluff: The lost Chronicles!!!