The Bears Meet a Star!

Now is the time for your daily dose of "Friedrick and Fluff: How Fluffy Are They?"

Carrie Fisher
Now, both Friedrick and Fluff were sick of water travel, so they decided to hitch a ride. They went to the road, and stuck out their thumbs, and who should come along but Carrie Fisher! She looked at them and said, "Ewoks! I haven't seen you for a long time! Hop in!" Friedrick and Fluff couldn't bear to correct her because she looked so happy. So they went along and talked gibberish: "Unga thingga wa!" said Friedrick. "Chingga wassa hang!" agreed Fluff. And Carrie was happy. Unfortunately, she just left them on the other side of Las Vegas, where she pinched their cheeks and drove off. "Well," said Friedrick," At least she wasn't a dinosaur sitting on a purple tree." And Fluff said, "No, she was a pig swimming in a vat of green chocolate sauce." Friedrick agreed.

Carrie Fisher, part 2

Still stuck in Las Vegas, Fluff and Friedrick got a job as a night show in one of the casinos. Unfortunately, Carrie Fisher dropped in one night. She saw that they weren't speaking Ewok gibberish and she flew into a rage. She jumped up on stage and began to dance to, "Tip-toe Through the Tulips." Friedrick and Fluff looked at each other and knew what they had to do. They pulled out their blasters and set them to stun and then took the princess to Lord Vader and... Wait. Wrong story. Actually, they pushed her down and tap danced on her forehead, and then ran away giggling. The next day, poor Carrie had no memory of the event at all, and she wondered why there were tap shoe prints all over her forehead.

"Me Jane-- I mean, Fluff!"
Fluff decided it was time to go home. She was tired of dancing. One night Fluff left Friedrick in the middle of the night. She swung like Tarzan on the telephone wires; it was loads of fun. Unfortunately, she got home and crashed through the front window. Jeanette made her wash toilets. Suddenly, Fluff felt an Urge, so in the middle of the night, she grabbed Jeanette and flushed her! Fluff laughed and laughed and thought, "The house is all mine! " Unfortunately she had forgotten that Friedrick was really in Las Vegas, and she missed him. Fluff hated to travel by toilet, but it was the only way. She closed her eyes and flushed. *pop!* She came up in Carrie Fisher's bathroom. Carrie took her to Friedrick, and the two bears flushed themselves home, and this time they didn't have to clean toilets! Fluff said, "Rocks are soft except when you drink mustard." Friedrick agreed and added, "Yes, but mustard is blue when you ride cats!"

NOTE: No harm is meant by this (fictional) characterization of Carrie Fisher. Please don't send hit men to my house, Ms. Fisher. Love, Wodin
ps--Do teddy bears have thumbs? Discuss.