From Las Vegas to Siberia to Hollywood

Time yet again for the Chronicles of Friedrick and Fluff. As always, remember that You're the only one who thinks you're as cool as you think you are.


Fluff and Friedrick Love Popsicles
Fluff and Friedrick neglected to provide for food after Jeanette had been flushed, and after a week, they ran out of food. After another week, they ran out of money. Fluff now hated Las Vegas, and even though Friedrick tried to tell her that they could go there to earn money Fluff said the only way to get there was to go by toilet. Friedrick vetoed that idea. Then they decided they had to flush themselves to Jeanette. After about ten flushes they found themselves in Siberia! Luckily their fluffiness kept them warm!

Unfortunately, Jeanette had no such fluffiness and they found her an ice cube—and much too big to flush. So they got in a car and drove till it broke. Then they biked until the tires popped. Then they roller-bladed until the ball bearings rolled to the ground. Then they walked and walked and walked until their feet wore out and they bought a new pair at the foot store. The foot store also happened to sell blowtorches, so they bought two and went back to thaw Jeanette. When she was thawed they flushed back together and Jeanette still made them clean the toilets, but Friedrick had enough time to whisper to Fluff, "Yellow jackets crunch in your teeth when coated with peanut butter and blue grass." Fluff just cried.


Hollywood!!!!
After three weeks of scrubbing toilets Fluff found that her fingers were about to fall off, so she stopped. Jeanette saw and yelled at her, so Fluff jumped in the toilet and threatened to flush. Jeanette did not stop so Fluff flushed. She popped up in Hollywood in a public restroom. Just then a talent agent opened the stall door and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh! You're the next 'Downy Bear'! This is terrific!" The agent got Fluff a contract as the new spokesperson for Mc Donald's. She got the contract because Ronald's hair was out of style. When Fluff appeared on a commercial. Friedrick knew where to find her, and Jeanette was jealous. Friedrick then flushed himself to Hollywood. They were happy. When they spoke their first words to one another, they said the same thing: "Hamburgers are cold after you burn them in butter and grasshopper legs!" And they were happy.