Wodin and Big Yutz University

Allow me to introduce Wodin the Wise and Lovely Lola, longtime friends and wacky people. Let the story begin...

Wodin the Wise didn't feel so very wise. She felt rejected. She had thought she was good enough to enter a college she really liked, but it was not so. In all of her bitterness, Wodin took an industrial size package of toilet paper, you know, the kind large industries use to cut down on cost. It was a VERY large package. She could not carry it herself.

She was about to sit down and cry, when there was a bright cloud of smoke, and a New York Cabbie (with a three day's growth of stubble on his chin and a cigarette dangling from his lips) appeared. He was floating about 3 feet off the ground, and he was wearing a pink Tutu. "Whaddaya want?" he growled.
"I w-want to, to, Toilet p-paper the university that, that, that, r-rejected m-m-meeeee!"she hiccupped.
Her Fairy God-Cabbie rubbed his chin and said, "So? What's the problem? Ya got the T.P. Go to it. Quit yer blubberin'."
Wodin wailed louder, and the hiccupping intensified. "I can't get there! M-my toi-let p-paper is, is t-t-too big t-t-to, to carry!" She burst into fresh tears, and the cabbie put his hand on his hip and sighed loudly.
"Bippity boppity BLEEP" said the cabbie (well, he IS from New York!). And suddenly, Wodin found herself out side of Lovely Lola's dorm room! Immediately, she forgot about the T.P. Instead, she ran inside, and said, "I am here, and my Fairy God Cabbie..."
Lola looked at her quizzically. "What Fairy God Cabbie?" she asked? Wodin looked about, and could find no trace of the cabbie, except a cigarette butt on the ground. "Nevermind," said Wodin. "Just remember, Clouds look purple when you look at them through kaleidoscopes."