A Very Yutzy Christmas

Lola was back at Big Yutz University after her vacation home for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, she was now in the big rush to hurry finals and get home for Christmas. But, being Lola, she was so stressed out that she couldn't think straight. She flopped down onto her bed to try and sort through the thoughts of what she wanted for Christmas:
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. No, no, that was third grade. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do. No, that isn't it either, that was sixth grade. Hmm." Lola mused. " Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me, I've been an awful good girl, Santa Baby, so Hurry down the chimney tonight. No, that was last year."

Poor Lola, she was so stressed out she couldn't even remember what she wanted for Christmas! "Where's a Fairy God-Cabbie when you need one!" wailed Lola. Just as she had uttered those words and was about to slip into a Christmas Funk, her Fairy God Cabbie appeared over her bed. Lola sat up, surprised. "You look different. Did you shave? No. That's not it." She paused and mused some more. "You quit smoking! Good for you!"
The Cabbie looked at Lola disgustedly. "Whadda Moron," he spat." For yer information, I did not shave. I am wearing a SANTA COSTUME WITH A FLUFFY WHITE BEARD!!"

Lola was shocked. She had not realized this, but after her Cabby had so nicely pointed this fact out to her, she realized it was indeed true. She beamed at him. "And what a nice costume it is! I had no idea that Fairy God Cabbies went seasonal!" Merv (for that was the Cabbie's name) gave a frustrated sigh and said, "I give up! Listen, Lila, or whatevah yer name is, you want a Friedrick And Fluff Complete Action Toy Set (TM) With a Bonus Package of Cheez Whiz (TM). Ya got that?" And with that, Merv poofed away in a cloud of scented Holiday candle smoke. Lola arose from the bed and, with her eyes shining, exclaimed, "Yes! That is exactly what I want!" And Lola went to inform all close friends, acquaintances, and Family members of her Christmas wish. And she was happy, and able to concentrate upon her finals.
THE END

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